LOVE LETTER (funny)

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LOVE LETTER (funny)

Post  ^ice`princess on Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:01 am


(To whoever gets to understand this letter. CONGRATULATIONS!)


The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved in its original unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog. Pls. read with feelings...


October 1996

To Marije,

I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you why? What reason can you think about but you're very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that.

And then he say he get ashame to me either in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you're very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thought you're the most preetist girls he knows about. What do you think you are BeautifulGirl of Jose Marie Chan?

Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else difference name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names either in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don't have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBSESSED, OVERWEIGHT, AND UGLYSHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING.

You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier that you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

Love,

The sexiest Girl of D.M.

P.S.
You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? And the final is me. There you go.
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Re: LOVE LETTER (funny)

Post  ^ice`princess on Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:53 pm




watda...
Laughing
worst ever..
haha

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Re: LOVE LETTER (funny)

Post  ^_ShiAnG_^ on Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:33 am

ahehehe....

nice ang letter...

bisag iba ang sentences pero masabtan..


NOTE: 10 times nako gibasa aron masabtan.. wahahahaha.. lol!

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Re: LOVE LETTER (funny)

Post  ^ice`princess on Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:48 am




Hala ter shiang,
ako lagi kaisa lang..??
LOL does it mean pareho mi?
*OMG! dli unta*
lol


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Re: LOVE LETTER (funny)

Post  GGvinz on Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:01 pm

ngek.....taas kau imo letter hehehehehe

unya na nako basahun ha ......

HELLO napadaan lang po

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Re: LOVE LETTER (funny)

Post  Scoliotic on Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:15 am

gi-sunggo ko!!!

sakita sa ulo oi...

ow may gas!!!

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