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Post  GGvinz on Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:20 pm

ALAMAT ng GWAPO|MAGANDA


1 day ipinanganak ka


-END-
NICE naman

























tandaan: ang alamat ay isang kathang isip lamang

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Re: QUOTE|JOKE TIME[post ur jokes quote's here]

Post  GGvinz on Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:38 pm

the killer Smile starts



one time naka sugat ko og girl

ni smile ko sa iyaha ....
kalit lang syag ka patay....





mao to...dd2 nag sugod akong killer smile

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Re: QUOTE|JOKE TIME[post ur jokes quote's here]

Post  kaye_cute on Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:17 pm

hala oi.. joke jud na xa Vinz! lol!

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Re: QUOTE|JOKE TIME[post ur jokes quote's here]

Post  ^ice`princess on Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:25 am



confused Shocked Shocked Shocked confused
signal me when to laugh,ha?
confused Shocked Shocked Shocked confused


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Mga Libakero/a

Post  ^_ShiAnG_^ on Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:58 am

When people starts talking behind your back, nevermind them because it proves that they are obsess to make a story about you...

they are the reason why you should consider yourself..


FAMOUS!


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Re: QUOTE|JOKE TIME[post ur jokes quote's here]

Post  GGvinz on Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:40 am

^ice`princess wrote:


confused Shocked Shocked Shocked confused
signal me when to laugh,ha?
confused Shocked Shocked Shocked confused




GO

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Mo e Meen (Pork n Beans)

Post  mhyke on Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:36 am

Isang araw, Tinawag ni Inay si GGvinz, ang batang ngo-ngo.

Inay: GGvinz, magpunta ka sa tindahan ni Aling Petra at bumili ka ng isang latang Pork & Beans!

GGvinz: Omo, inay !

Nagtungo si GGvinz Ngo Ngo sa tindahan ni Aling Petra . Tatlong bundok ang kaniyang nilakad. Pagdating ni GGvinz sa tindahan ay binati niya ang tindera.

GGvinz: Aning Metra, ngamuta na mo ngayo? (Kamusta na po kayo?)

Aling Petra: Mabuti naman. Ano ang kailangan mo GGvinz?

GGvinz: Mangmilan nga mo ng inang lata ng Mo e Meen! (Pagbilhan nga po ng isang lata ng Pork n Beans)

Aling Petra: Ano kamo, GGvinz?

GGvinz: Isa mong Mo e Meens (Isa pong Pork n Beans)

Aling Petra: Paki-ulit nga GGvinz at hindi kita maintindihan.

GGvinz: Mo e Meen! Mo e Meen - nyung nata lata! (Pork n Beans! Pork n Beans! Yung nasa lata!)

Aling Petra: Hindi talaga kita maintindihan. Mabuti pa kaya ay i-spell mo na lang sa akin.

GGvinz: O ninge. Mo e Meen. Netter Mi. (O sige. Pork n Beans. Letter P.)

Aling Petra: Letter 'B' ba?

GGvinz: Ine! Netter Mi as in Minimines. (Hindi! Letter P as in Philippines )

Aling Petra: Ha???

GGvinz: Mi! (Kinanta ni GGvinz ang alphabet) Ey, Mi, Ni, Ni , E, Em, Nyee..En, Em, En, O, Mi! - - Mi!

Aling Petra: Ahhh, P! Letter P! (Masiglang sagot ni Aling Petra .)

GGvinz: Oo. Mi! Mo e Meen! (Oo! Pi! Pork n Beans!)

Aling Petra : Sige ituloy mo GGvinz. 'P'...

GGvinz: Ngo! (O!)

Aling Petra: Ano kamo?

GGvinz: (Kumanta ulit) Ey, Mi, Ni, Ni , E, Em, Nyee... En, Em, En, Ngo!

Aling Petra: Ahhh, titik O! P-O. Sige ituloy mo pa!

GGvinz: Netter Arrng (Letter R)

Aling Petra: Kantahin mo na lang ulit GGvinz.

GGvinz: Ey, Mi, Ni, Ni , E, Em, Nyee... En, Em, En, O, Mi, Ngyu, Arrng!

Aling Petra: Ahhh! Letter R. Malapit na. 'P-O-R'? Hindi ko pa rin makuha,

GGvinz. Anong letter ang susunod?

GGvinz: Ngey.

Aling Petra: Letter A?

GGvinz: Ini ho! (Sabay buntung-hininga si GGvinz) Ngey! A, Ma, Nga (A-Ba-Ka-Da ang kinanta)! Nga!

Aling Petra: Ka! Letter 'K' 'P-O-R-K' Ahhh Pork!!!

GGvinz: Oo!!! Mo e Meen!

Aling Petra: Pork and?

GGvinz: Oo!! Mo e Meen!!!

Aling Petra: Pork and Meen? Ahhhh!!! Alam ko na!!! Pork and Beans!!!

GGvinz: Oo! Oo!! Mo e Meen!! Mo e Meen!!!! ang masayang sigaw ni GGvinz.

Aling Petra: Pork and Beans pala ang kailangan mo!!!

GGvinz: Oo. Mo e Meen!

Aling Petra: Hay nako!!!... Wala!!! lol!


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Assignment

Post  mhyke on Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:54 am

TEACHER: GGvinz ano ba naman? diba sinabi ko na sayo na kapag may assignment ka eh papaturo ka sa mga magulang mo dahil grade 3 ka pa lang, di mo pa kayang gawin?

GGvinz: opo ma'am, sinabi nyo nga yun!

TEACHER: eh bakit ganito? puro mali mali ang sagot mo? nasan ba yang mga magulang mo hah?

GGvinz: ma'am nasa grade one po, nagka-klase! Shocked lol!


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Piso o Peso?

Post  mhyke on Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:57 am

Sa tindahan ni Aling Cecilia…

^ice`princess : Pabili po!

Aling Cecila: Ano ‘yun?

^ice`princess : Meron po ba kayong scotch tape, ‘yung tigpipiso?

AlingCecilia: Meron.

^ice`princess : Magkano po? Shocked lol!


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Lintik na anak

Post  mhyke on Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:59 am

Jeprox: Itay, pinagalitan ako ng Teacher ko!

Tatay: Bakit?

Jeprox: Hinalikan ko po ang Classmate ko.

Tatay: Itong anak ko, manang-mana sa akin. Hehehe. Eh, masarap din ba?

Jeprox: Opo, Pogi po siya! What a Face afro


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DOTA SA LANGIT

Post  mhyke on Thu Nov 27, 2008 7:12 am

Gustong malaman ng magkaibigan kung may DOTA sa langit.

Nagkasundo sila na kung sino ang unang mamatay ay babalik upang sabihin kung may DOTA sa langit.

Naunang namatay si Jeprox.

Isang gabi, may narinig na boses si GGvinz na parang kay Jeprox.

"Ikaw ba 'yan, Jeprox?" usisa ni GGvinz.

"Oo naman!" tugon ni Jeprox.

"Parang hindi totoo!" bulalas ni GGvinz. "O,ano, meron bang DOTA sa langit?"

Sagot ni Jeprox, "May maganda at masama akong balita sa 'yo. Ang maganda, may DOTA doon. Ang masama... kasali ka sa makakalaban namin bukas!" Twisted Evil

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Parusa

Post  ^_ShiAnG_^ on Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:30 am

Pinarusahan ang dalawang estudyante dahil gumawa sila ng kabulastugan habang sila ay pinagsusulat ng kanilang guro sa kanilang kwaderno.

Guro: Kayong mga bata kayo puro kayo pasaway. Kaya ang parusa ko sa inyo ay isulat ninyo sa isang malinis na papel ang inyong pangalan ng 500 beses.

Habang sinusulat ng dalawang estudyante ang mga pangalan nila sa papel, nagreklamo ang isa.

Estudyante: Ma'am, hindi naman po yata pantay ang parusa niyo sa aming dalawa.

Guro: Aba'y bakit mo naman nasabi yun?

Estudyante: Kasi po, ang pangalan nya ay Roy Sy, ang sa akin naman ay Herminigildo Guadalquiver, Jr.


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Re: QUOTE|JOKE TIME[post ur jokes quote's here]

Post  GGvinz on Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:54 am

Kung bibigyan ka ng chance na maging artista........



ano ka sinuswerte?? Very Happy

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Kung naay la-ing uyabz..

Post  ^_ShiAnG_^ on Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:58 am

Polly:
"Bhe, what if kung mahibal-an nimo na naa koy laing uyab? Unsa imong buhaton?"

Shiang:
"Wala lang! Kuhaon nako imong eyeballs ug tusuk-tusukon. Panitan taka ug butangan nakog asin ang imong unod. Putlon nako imong tiil ug ipakaon sa among iro ug gapuson taka ug ligo-on takag naga-bukal-bukal nga ininit tubig. Why man diay bhe?"

Polly:
(Gitulon ang laway..)
"Wala man. be! Curious lang... I love you, bhe... Loadan tika unya ha?!"

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Re: QUOTE|JOKE TIME[post ur jokes quote's here]

Post  GGvinz on Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:49 am

tsar~

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